You Know You're An American If...

• you wear tennis shoes.
• you wear sunglasses.
• you try to hail a taxi.
• you only speak one language fluently.
• you think it's legal to make a right turn on a red light.
• you ask for ketchup or ranch dressing.
• you expect bathrooms to be free of charge.
• you expect to get free refills of your soda.
• you don't expect to be charged for water.
• you expect someone to bag your groceries.
• you order Dr. Pepper.
• your toddler wears jeans.

I know there's more, so I'll add on as I think of them...